Saturday, March 14, 2009

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What’s hot on Yahoo! Buzz (and why)...

Bristol Palin With Ex-Boyfriend Levi Johnston

The Buzz Week in Review


Childhood. That is so last century. This week, youthful dramas of grown-up proportions made big waves in Buzz. A teen mom said goodbye to her baby daddy. A political prodigy gave the Republican Party hope. Plus, while the economy has become a joke, one comic wasn't laughing. Catch up on these stories in the Buzz Week in Review.

Teen heartbreak
Bristol Palin is easily the most famous teenage mom in America, after being the most famous pregnant teenager in the world during mom Sarah Palin's unsuccessful bid for vice president. The 18-year-old was back in the headlines again this week after her reported breakup with baby daddy Levi Johnston. While the news caused an online frenzy, the outcome was hardly a surprise, said one expert: "Marriage among teens is extremely rare."

Teen political big break
The Republican Party has been having some troubles lately. So it may have come as a relief to some when a young unknown was able to raise up the spirits of the deflated party loyalists at the Conservative Political Action Conference, if only for a two-minute speech. Only problem: They're going to have to wait a while for wunderkind Jonathan Krohn to get a driver's license or at least be old enough to vote, much less run for office. The 14-year-old, who killed on C-SPAN and became an overnight Internet sensation, is also an author of a self-published book, "Define Conservatism." This apparently is what he does for fun.

When fake news gets real buzz
You know things are bad when the fake news guy has to tell a finance network to get real. Jon Stewart, host of the satirical "Daily Show," went after CNBC's Jim Cramer all week, culminating in Cramer's appearance on the show to have it out. Cramer, who was caught on tape hyping Merrill Lynch just before it went under (among other things), admitted he and others should have seen it coming. Cramer better watch it. The last time the comedian-with-a-conscience lambasted a cable news show, it was canceled.

Also buzzing this week…
• Apology not accepted: Scam artist Bernard Madoff, who swindled thousands out of billions, said after his guilty plea that he was "sorry and ashamed."
• Speaking of apologies, "The Bachelor" star Jason Mesnick has a lot of 'splaining to do, after a last-minute switch from one hopeful fiancĂ©e to another.

Oh My GoD

Where the world's richest head at the end of the day.

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Lev Leviev
London, England
Net Worth: $1.5 billion
Rank: 468

In today's tough economic climate, Warren Buffett is setting a good example. The world's second richest man lives in the same five-bedroom, gray stucco house he bought in 1958 for $31,500.

That's right. Legendary investor Buffett, 78, still calls his humble digs in Omaha, Neb.'s Happy Hollow suburb home, despite a $37 billion fortune. That famous folksiness is, of course, in keeping with his investment philosophy. "If you don't feel comfortable owning something for 10 years," he once told a reporter, "then don't own it for 10 minutes."


Of course, few billionaires live as simply and frugally as Buffett, who also professes a love for pub fare like burgers and Cherry Coke. (Not coincidentally, Buffett is a longtime investor in the beverage giant.)

But low-key--even in these tough times--is a relative term among the super-rich. Computer mogul Michael Dell claims to live simply yet built a 33,000-square-foot manse in Austin, Texas, in 1997. Called "the castle" by locals for its high walls and tight security, the home sits on a 20-acre spread a mere stone's throw from Dell headquarters.

It's not so simple for other members of the billionaires club.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:
Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :
No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

... DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual diso rd ers, ear nose and throat diseases.


METHOD OF TREATMENT


1. As you wake up in the morning
before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
.....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes


3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.


4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours


5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.


6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.


The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:


1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days


2. Ga str ic - 10 days


3. Diabetes - 30 days


4. Constipation - 10 days


5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days


7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwa rd s - daily.


This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.


It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.


Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.


This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...


For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.


It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed . It will slow down the digestion.


Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.



A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.


You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.


Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.


60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.


Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...


A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

Fruit

Benefit

Benefit

Benefit

Benefit

Benefit

apples

Protects your heart

prevents constipation

Blocks diarrhea

Improves lung capacity

Cushions joints

apricots

Combats cancer

Controls blood pressure

Saves your eyesight

Shields against Alzheimer's

Slows aging process

artichokes

Aids digestion

Lowers cholesterol

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Gua rd s against liver disease

avocados

Battles diabetes

Lowers cholesterol

Helps stops str okes

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

bananas

Protects your heart

Quiets a cough

Strengthens bones

Controls blood pressure

Blocks diarrhea

beans

Prevents constipation

Helps hemorrhoids

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Stabilizes blood sugar

beets

Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

Protects your heart

Aids weight loss

blueberries

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Boosts memory

Prevents constipation

broccoli

Strengthens bones

Saves eyesight

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

cabbage

Combats cancer

Prevents constipation

Promotes weight loss

Protects your heart

Helps hemorrhoids

cantaloupe

Saves eyesight

Controls blood pressure

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Supports immune system

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:


REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

You Can Receive

If Your Type Is

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Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?



Accord ing to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O

You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

TYPE A

You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.

TYPE B

You're a rugged individualist, who's str aightforwa rd and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.

TYPE AB

Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.